Annie = my hero

Reason #4,562 why Annie is my hero: when two dumbasses tried to cause trouble because they were jealous that I looked so damn good in a dress during Campus Golf (gooo Team Pimp 'n' Hoes!!!), Annie leapt to my rescue, despite being quite under the influence and thus, less eloquent than she would choose. At one point, in the middle of the screaming match (it was Annie against TWO big ole assholes), Anne whipped this out:

Dumbass #1: So how'd you rip your pants? Climbing over a fence?
Annie: Yea, on the way to your Mom's bed!

Fantastic! Girl, I love you more than you could possibly know. And you know I'd be right there for you, god-forbid anyone tried to cause any problems (we could take anyone down!)